talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that.
But can’t that also result in them expecting everyone to be interested in what they’re thinking no matter what it is? They might grow up feeling a little too self important. Raising children is a hard balancing act.
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones
what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition
What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves
nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.
it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like
"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."
iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT
AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG
|you don't look bisexual... what kind of dudes do you like?|
You’re right. All of the other bisexuals used to tease me in school because I didn’t have scales and horns like all proper bisexuals have under their clothes. I didn’t realize at the time, that after such classics as Oil an Bananagate were released, that it would reveal my scaleless monstrosity.
I am sorry to you and I am sorry to my bisexual brethren for the shame I bring you.